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Digital Extremes Fires Disgruntled Employees Who Had Been Secretly Sabotaging Warframe

LONDON, ONTARIO—In a shocking revelation last Tuesday, Digital Extremes discovered a disgruntled employee had purposefully been injecting rogue code into the updates. The saboteur had brazenly taken credit for over a dozen unsanctioned alterations made to the game. Digital Extremes has refused to comment on the situation and has not yet issued a press release or statement to their customers regarding the incident. The now-terminated employee has come forward to shed light on the situation in a Forma exclusive.

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System Tenno Reminds Community That Warframe Is Still in Beta

ORCUS RELAY, PLUTO—Having grown weary of seeing fellow Tenno voicing their concerns regarding the Hema for over a month, one system Tenno has taken a stand to end the conflict once and for all. Taking advantage of the masses gathered for the Void Trader’s new wares, the system Tenno began broadcasting their message to the unexpected audience: “Warframe is still in beta, guys.”

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